This guy in Sheboygan, Wisconsin was caught with his fly open. No, he wasn't arrested for indecent exposure, but when the cops found him with his fly open they suspected drugs were hidden in his pants--and they were right!
Hey, is that a Cheech and Chong special, or are you just happy to see me?
Did he think he was sitting on the pot?
Ooh, come up with some good phrases for this guy.