Come on. That is something you see out of Porky's movie!
She won a $35,000 settlement and the cop was fired.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Perverted Policeman Forces Topless Teen Jumping Jacks
Sounds like one of the SPAM messages I get! The cop in this article was fired for forcing a sixteen year old girl to do jumping jacks while topless.
Come on. That is something you see out of Porky's movie!
She won a $35,000 settlement and the cop was fired.
Come on. That is something you see out of Porky's movie!
She won a $35,000 settlement and the cop was fired.
Google Ads Gripe
Okay, I have a gripe about the Google ads. Nowhere do I have anything about volunteering on this page and my Google ads are set to work on the posts. I never see anything related to the posts I have.
Anyone with Google experience want to enlighten me as to what I'm doing wrong? Maybe I need to wait a few weeks before the change I made takes place? That sure is a long time!
Anyone with Google experience want to enlighten me as to what I'm doing wrong? Maybe I need to wait a few weeks before the change I made takes place? That sure is a long time!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Naked Harry Potter Fever
Did the world get naked Harry Potter fever? This guy, this his long hair and beard, is a great candidate for Hogwart's! He was arrest for running through the school naked. Apparently he put grape seed oil all over his body so he couldn't be caught.
Are we heading back into the 60s?
So they arrested him. LOL What a way to ruin your academic record. Of course, with all the rumors about naked Ivy League student parties, who cares!?!
Are we heading back into the 60s?
So they arrested him. LOL What a way to ruin your academic record. Of course, with all the rumors about naked Ivy League student parties, who cares!?!
Harry Potter Nude? Naked? Nada?
Art or not, after watching all the movies I find this rather ill for me. I don't have a problem with nakedness in art as long as the people aren't blatantly having sex in front of me. I do find it gross that my children grew up watching the movies and they just might see this on the news.
A six-year old doesn't understand why Harry Potter is naked on the news! That is what will happen. "Mommy? Why is Harry Potter naked with that woman?" I'm sure he would ask and then laugh.
Actors can do what they want, I don't really care. I do find it revolting when someone is still a child icon goes out and does something irresponsible though. It's not exactly like allowing your children to idolize Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan--no, not at all. It is kind of scary that your own children might try to do the same thing and not understand that he's doing it for a different purpose. Most kids just won't get it.
Soon we'll find little elementary school children standing naked in front of horses and each other stating, "But mom, I learned it at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Well, who could blame them for saying so? There is a magical looking white horse and a long, blonde haired damsel in not-so-distress, perhaps disdressed instead. Their favorite actor is on the screen with these creatures and in his birthday suit which is what many religions claim that wiccans do, although I have yet to receive proof that it happens all the time.
Personally? I like to see men who are my age so this will do nothing for me. I have no desire to see all the pictures because...ew...he's seventeen and on a kid's show.
Hey wait, since he's 17 is what he doing even legal??
A six-year old doesn't understand why Harry Potter is naked on the news! That is what will happen. "Mommy? Why is Harry Potter naked with that woman?" I'm sure he would ask and then laugh.
Actors can do what they want, I don't really care. I do find it revolting when someone is still a child icon goes out and does something irresponsible though. It's not exactly like allowing your children to idolize Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan--no, not at all. It is kind of scary that your own children might try to do the same thing and not understand that he's doing it for a different purpose. Most kids just won't get it.
Soon we'll find little elementary school children standing naked in front of horses and each other stating, "But mom, I learned it at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Well, who could blame them for saying so? There is a magical looking white horse and a long, blonde haired damsel in not-so-distress, perhaps disdressed instead. Their favorite actor is on the screen with these creatures and in his birthday suit which is what many religions claim that wiccans do, although I have yet to receive proof that it happens all the time.
Personally? I like to see men who are my age so this will do nothing for me. I have no desire to see all the pictures because...ew...he's seventeen and on a kid's show.
Hey wait, since he's 17 is what he doing even legal??
flatulent pork chop
Okay! That was a notable SPAM subject in my email this morning. Let's think about the flatulent pork chop. Can a pork chop really fart? Are they just saying that I'm fat and have gas? Did this make me look? No, I knew it was SPAM by the stupidity of the subject line. Did it make me buy? No. Spammers are all morons.
Want to Dittle With My Tittle?
What? An accent or the dot on top of the letter i is called a tittle. Why on Earth would anyone call this a tittle? Does it look like a mini nipple or something? The little dot to front of a breast?
According to Answers.com it is either that or “the tiniest bit; an iota.”
A man who likes small women doesn’t say “Look at those big tits” he says “Look at those tittles!”
Speaking of the word "tits"--I was always told that it was a bad word. If I had said it growing up my mother would have had a cow! The school systems would have screamed at me. It was such a scandalous word that gang members or horny males would write "XYZ has big tits" or "I love big tits" on the wall nearest you. That was in California.
I was amazed and shocked when I heard a school teacher say the work out here in the frozen tundra of Wisconsin. Apparently it is an OK work to say because it means the teats of a cow. I had no clue, I always thought those were teats.
I guess we should all just be careful what we say and where.
According to Answers.com it is either that or “the tiniest bit; an iota.”
A man who likes small women doesn’t say “Look at those big tits” he says “Look at those tittles!”
Speaking of the word "tits"--I was always told that it was a bad word. If I had said it growing up my mother would have had a cow! The school systems would have screamed at me. It was such a scandalous word that gang members or horny males would write "XYZ has big tits" or "I love big tits" on the wall nearest you. That was in California.
I was amazed and shocked when I heard a school teacher say the work out here in the frozen tundra of Wisconsin. Apparently it is an OK work to say because it means the teats of a cow. I had no clue, I always thought those were teats.
I guess we should all just be careful what we say and where.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Movie Review: Wah Wah
I usually do not like this type of movie, but since the most gorgeous actor in the world was starring, I thought I'd give it a chance. Yes, if I had met Gabrial Byrne on the street, even if not knowing who he was, I'd give him a second look, a third, and a fourth. He's also an incredible actor.
Wah Wah was straight to the heart. It made me laugh, cry, and get angry. I'm embarrassed to say that yes, some of my relatives probably acted so snooty back then. Apparently we're mutts from some royalty, at least that is what the lineage says.
I was real nervous in the middle of the movie. I was hoping he wasn't going to turn out to be some jerk and to my relief he didn't. Having been through a childhood divorce and now with my dad very ill, it struck a nerve which is probably why I did enjoy the movie.
Oh, and "American" just made the movie. She was hilarious and real.
Highly recommended and bring a box of Kleenex. Byrne - don't do that to me again, I really hate to see you die in movies.
Wah Wah was straight to the heart. It made me laugh, cry, and get angry. I'm embarrassed to say that yes, some of my relatives probably acted so snooty back then. Apparently we're mutts from some royalty, at least that is what the lineage says.
I was real nervous in the middle of the movie. I was hoping he wasn't going to turn out to be some jerk and to my relief he didn't. Having been through a childhood divorce and now with my dad very ill, it struck a nerve which is probably why I did enjoy the movie.
Oh, and "American" just made the movie. She was hilarious and real.
Highly recommended and bring a box of Kleenex. Byrne - don't do that to me again, I really hate to see you die in movies.
Aren't Kids Silly? - Tampons
My six year old son has the strangest ideas. He was climbing through the closet today and he yells, “Mom, I’ve got your tampons.”
Now I’ve been through this before with the other two so it wasn’t such a shock this time. I just told him to put it back. Instead of listening to me he jumps down from the counter and runs into my office yelling, “What do you do with these tampons.”
I gave him the basic info. “A woman needs that when she’s not going to have a baby.”
End of story.
NOT!
He gets this wicked smile and tells me, “I know. You paste it to your wiener when you’re not going to have a baby.”
Good grief. He’s six so I can’t go into too much detail so after telling him that he will know when he's older I also tell him, “It’s what men in sports games put in their noses after the ball hits them and it starts to bleed.”
Think he believed that one? Not really, but it helped end the conversation--for now.
Now I’ve been through this before with the other two so it wasn’t such a shock this time. I just told him to put it back. Instead of listening to me he jumps down from the counter and runs into my office yelling, “What do you do with these tampons.”
I gave him the basic info. “A woman needs that when she’s not going to have a baby.”
End of story.
NOT!
He gets this wicked smile and tells me, “I know. You paste it to your wiener when you’re not going to have a baby.”
Good grief. He’s six so I can’t go into too much detail so after telling him that he will know when he's older I also tell him, “It’s what men in sports games put in their noses after the ball hits them and it starts to bleed.”
Think he believed that one? Not really, but it helped end the conversation--for now.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Two Inches of Dog Poop
That is totally gross! These people lived in two inches of animal poop. Now, I thought my kids were messy. Okay, I know they are. I thought we had it bad with the trail of paper on the floor, the not picking up the messes or ever helping me sweep. I always thought "oh gross, these kids are so messy!" and then I read this tidbit today.
They had a combination of 66 dogs, cats, and puppies inside one little house. I have a hard enough time spending time with one cat! How can you give love to 66 animals unless they're livestock outside and you pat one on the nose once in awhile?
I have three kids and when I get mad at one I go through the list of names before I get to the right one. It's an inherited thing. So can you imagine the horror for me? "Muffy, Trana, Buffy, Spike, Luke, Lucky, Jake, John, Peter, Ranga, I mean Tara." Yikes! I would go nuts or die from the lack of air before I finished.
The place had no running water and two inches of animal poop on the floor. Ewwwww. They say the animals were well fed. What'd they do? Eat each other? I guess that's why they couldn't afford their running water I'm assuming, because of feeding the animals.
Maybe they should have started a dog poop in the mail get mad at your buddy business instead. They could have at least paid their water bill.
They had a combination of 66 dogs, cats, and puppies inside one little house. I have a hard enough time spending time with one cat! How can you give love to 66 animals unless they're livestock outside and you pat one on the nose once in awhile?
I have three kids and when I get mad at one I go through the list of names before I get to the right one. It's an inherited thing. So can you imagine the horror for me? "Muffy, Trana, Buffy, Spike, Luke, Lucky, Jake, John, Peter, Ranga, I mean Tara." Yikes! I would go nuts or die from the lack of air before I finished.
The place had no running water and two inches of animal poop on the floor. Ewwwww. They say the animals were well fed. What'd they do? Eat each other? I guess that's why they couldn't afford their running water I'm assuming, because of feeding the animals.
Maybe they should have started a dog poop in the mail get mad at your buddy business instead. They could have at least paid their water bill.
Jobs in My Area
There are none. Nope, nada, nothing, zilch. There are no jobs here. I looked in the Sunday paper where there should be gazoodles of jobs and the last one added was January 3, 2007. Now, either their online version of the paper is messed up or there are just no jobs to speak of.
We used to be a flourishing community. At least I think so, this was before I came here. There were quite a few chip makers and high tech companies. Now with the changes from our state government, they've all left and gone to California.
Please don't tell me the job market in California is worse. It's not. The jobs in California pay decent money. Here, you can't even get minimum wage if you work as a waitress because they think your tips will cover it. Huh? How are the tips supposed to cover it when your average worker only makes minimum wage?
No, I'm not a waitress. I used to be in high tech and then I moved here. I moved here for a high tech job from a guy who promised the world then skipped out on everyone. I won't mention any names. Since then all the high tech jobs are gone and I'm ready to high tail it back to California.
We used to be a flourishing community. At least I think so, this was before I came here. There were quite a few chip makers and high tech companies. Now with the changes from our state government, they've all left and gone to California.
Please don't tell me the job market in California is worse. It's not. The jobs in California pay decent money. Here, you can't even get minimum wage if you work as a waitress because they think your tips will cover it. Huh? How are the tips supposed to cover it when your average worker only makes minimum wage?
No, I'm not a waitress. I used to be in high tech and then I moved here. I moved here for a high tech job from a guy who promised the world then skipped out on everyone. I won't mention any names. Since then all the high tech jobs are gone and I'm ready to high tail it back to California.
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