Can someone please tell me why when I go into a Chinese restaurant in the midwest and order a box of chow mein I get this mixture of cooked salad veggies, rice, and crispy noodles? Ick. That's not chow mein! I'm sitting here all exciting for my lunch and when it arrives I feel like a rabbit.
I want to go back to San Francisco where the Chinese food is yummy and not midwesterized. (like the so-called cappuccino in the gas station? THAT IS NOT CAPPUCCINO PEOPLE). I would hardly even call it coffee.