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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Expect More SPAM on the 15th of January

I didn't put two and two together when I realized I wasn't getting as much SPAM. This explains it all--the earthquake knocked out the Internet over in Asia. Expect a lot more SPAM around that time because the scammers have to catch up.

SPAM did slow down with Asia's loss of Internet services. That's not in this linked article, but it's my observation in my own account.

Husband Left Laila Rouass Because She's Pregnant

It's just a rumor, but Nasa Khan is left Laila Rouass because she's pregnant. If it's true--what an ass. I hope he realizes that he's the father for the rest of the baby's life and he better get a clue now. Don't worry, Laila, you can find better and if it's true about his money then the baby will be set for life.

Nasa Khan doesn't want his pregnant wife rumor here

Sleep is More Important than a Baby to Cameron Diaz

She says she'd rather sleep than have a baby. Oh come on, mine slept from birth on. Do you believe all those TV shows? It's when they are teens when you lose the sleep.

Cameron Diaz would rather sleep than weep.

Yummy! Oven Cleaner on Your Fries!

This is a strange story. These men were served french fries with oven cleaner. Lawsuit is obviously pending.

Yummy oven cleaner dipped french fries here.

Maybe George Michael Found a Bratz Doll

George Michael was charged with 'unfit to drive' and possibly a drug charge for pot. Perhaps he found the Bratz doll stuffed with drugs and he was experimenting...

George Michael naughty naughty!

Huh? There's Homosexual Sheep?

I knew that some animals didn't really care what they mounted because whatever it was looked good at the time, but I didn't think they actually classified them as homosexual.

Homosexual sheep?

Such Big Words for a Religious Man

Then again, religious men shouldn't use chemical war on innocent people or put women and children into paper shredders. He told them to go to hell. I hope they said "you're going there first."

Hussein says 'go to hell'

Martha Stewart Beat B Racahel Ray

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea who Rachael Ray is and the only reason why I know who Martha Stewart is is because of the Saturday Night Live skits and the jail term she served since it was all over the news. Perhaps it's because her jail mates can't vote? Oh, that's only political voting. Sorry.

Rachael Ray beats Martha Stewart.

Mary-Kate at 80 Pounds?

This is really sad. Here we had this cute little bubbly baby on the show Full House and now she probably weighs less than she did at twelve. I have no clue if she weighed that much or not as a teen, but come on! Life is too short than to be skinny and miserable. I'd rather be overweight and enjoy my food than too thin and unhappy.

Then again, there's always Atkins, which works like a charm ;-)

See the poor thing here.

Julia Roberts Pregnant with No. 3

It must be nice to have three kids, stay rich, and stay thin. Wish I knew the secret!

Julia Roberts and baby no. 3 coming here.

67-Year Old Woman has Twins

O M G - that is just too wicked. It was hard enough having one in my twenties. Two babies at sixty-seven? That's the age we're supposed to be retiring at and handing off the kids to their own nests--heck, hopefully twenty years before then!

No thanks. That's four-too-many legs for me to chase around even at a young 40!

Woman gives birth to twins at 67 here.

He Moved His Cattle for a Mosque?

Now that's just down right odd. I'm tired of other people, which includes government people, demanding what we do with our land. We live in the U.S.A and that means pursuit of happiness which also leads to land ownership. How can we be happy with our own land if we can't even treat it like it's our own land?

The story here is that this man was asked to move his cattle by a mosque moving next door. Then they asked him to move, which they deny. So, the guy is racing pigs out on his porch.

Now, if I understand it, all he needs to do it hire some half-naked people to run around and it would be totally offensive. Not that I have a problem with that religion, I don't, but I do have a problem when someone moves next door and suddenly has a problem with who you are. They should have asked beforehand.

Mosque vs. Cowboy here

Capitol Hill Blog Sex Scandal

This ought to be fun. Here's a sex scandal where a woman detailed her sex life with her Capitol Hill boyfriend. Hmmm...shouldn't people on the Hill know by now they should be more careful! I hope he's never going to run for political office or people will remember. It's really sad, isn't it?

Capitol Hill Sex Blog Scandal here.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Can you see this post?

I was told my posts are not showing up on top, but I've tried two different browsers and both show. This post should be in the second column at the top of the column and underneath the Google ads. Please let me know if you do not see it here. Thanks!

Age-Old Secret Kills Bacteria and Viruses

Now who would have known? This age old secret kills bacteria and viruses because the little guys pop or die when hitting the surface.

Maybe the next cuttings boards will be spikey. LOL Rub your chicken on this before cutting. They'll just have to evolve with bigger and tougher cells to survive.

Hmm...I feel a marketing ploy coming on...

Learn how to kill bacteria and viruses here.

Get High on Dolls This Year

A Bratz doll purchased on eBay had three pounds of pot in the package. Gross. What potheads will do for a buck.

Doll packed with pot here.

Buy Snow on eBay

Some woman is selling snow on eBay. Um...yeah.

Want to buy some snow?

Well, this explains a lot...Wisconsin Man Best Liar

They have a contest for the world champion liars? Huh? Is it a run for political office?

Wisconsin has world champion liar here.

Sexsessive Force

Yeah, I made that typo on purpose. That might actually make a good novel name. I claim it! LOL

A woman attacked a man's genitals. When I first read the article I had to read it several times because is says "A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party," So, was he wearing them??? Where?

The guy needed stitches. She didn't use a weapon. Good grief, she must have really been pissed!


Sexsessive Force here.

Missing Children in India Found (sad)

The remains of missing women and children were found in India. This is just simply terrible. Some people don't deserve to live and I hope they remove this scum from the face of the Earth. On one hand you're relieved the people can go on now, but then you think about the terrible loss. Ugh.

Missing women and children found dead.

Even more gory details.

The More I Think About Brad Pitt...

The more I realize what a jerk he can be. He might like this place, too, but he spent his birthday at his ex Jennifer Aniston's favorite place to eat.

Brad Pitt does a tasteless thing here.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Follow the Smell to Catch the Criminals

These creeps are going to have a bad problem with gas if they eat all the broccoli they stole.

Trail of bad gas here.

Lost Criminal Calls For Help

Okay, so a guy steals an SUV and when he crashes he calls for help and reports his crime. They asked where they could find him and he had no clue because he got lost.

The article would have been more fun if he had tried to call because he was lost but he turned himself in first. boo hoo! Tell us you did something even more stupid than stealing a car and entertain us, please!

Lost car thief here.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

I Have an Idea for Sex Offenders

Take away their reproductive rights by surgery and move them to a remote island with adequate food, etc. It's happening all around. I know that if I were single or had small children I wouldn't want someone living next door to me who thinks people are toys to do their will with.

Where will these sex offenders move to?

Miss Nevada, Cut Two

She begs for forgiveness because of a one-time shot when she was young and now take two!

Adults only please.

No FDA Labels on Cloned Livestock - Breeding?

Okay, I'm no scientist so if someone could PLEASE shed the light on this one. For ages we've avoided breeding certain types of animals because they're related. There are species of animals known to be a little off because of their constant inbreeding. So what happens when you breed a cloned animal to a related animal and continue doing this for a long time?

I wish we'd stop playing God with living things. Perhaps they should focus on the Star Trek method of cloned food instead because if they're aiming toward ending world hunger that would do it. Creating a life that would just take more resources to feed and grow is doing the opposite.

Don't cloned beef go insane? This article raises the question.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Rosie's Tacky Poem

Rosie, I'm sure The View doesn't appreciate the foul mouthed poem on the web. I mean, really, must you be so rude?

Rosie's poem here.

Fake Kidnapping - Pay the Fine

A German woman faked her own kidnapping because she owed a co-worker money. Too bad it costs her more to pay the fees for the false report.
Woman fakes her own kidnapping here.

Timothy Barry is a Hero

He drowned saving his 4-year old grandniece. He's a hero in my book.

Timothy Barry saves his 4-yo grandniece here.

Hussein Tells Iraq Not to Hate

Hmmm...didn't he hate the people he killed with chemical weapons? There sure was a lot of hate when his people pulled down his statue and tore his portraits. What kind of fairyland does this man live in anyway?

Hussein says don't hate here.

NOTE: Former Employees Hurt the Stocks

Microsoft fans are going to get their panties in a wad over this telling people that Apple faked information on stock options. No, Apple didn't do it. Steve Jobs didn't do it. FORMER employees who were previously let go did it during their reign over certain areas of the company.

So don't get all weary-eyed and bleary over such nonsense. It wasn't Apple and it wasn't the current group of execs. The computers are still better than the others and the operating system still runs circles around Windows.

Do you want to talk about falsifying information? I think Microsoft's denial of security flaws is more important to the users out there. Just do a search in Google. I'm sure you'll find many tidbits of good information.

Ex Apple executives did a no-no. Read it here.

Grandpa or Grandma?

Congratulations goes to comedian and drag queen Paul O'Grady who just became a grandparent today. So, does that make him a grandpa or grandma?

Drag queen comedian is a grandparent - read about it here.

Patricia Heaton Has Become Mrs. Barone!

Patricia Heaton admits to snooping on her son's emails and text messages. You know what? GOOD FOR HER! There are so many scumbags and predators out there that I believe she's doing the right thing. Privacy? Let's talk protection.

Go for it, Ms. Heaton!

Patricia Heaton is a snoop - read about it here.

Do You Want Your Kids to See These Ads?

The San Francisco health department sponsored ads against sexually transmitted diseases where the main characters are...yes, you guessed it...private parts.

Although it might get a giggle or two out of a teenager, a six-year old child might not get it. All the six year old boy sees is something that looks kind of like him on the wall. Hopefully a six year old girl doesn't get it at all. This type of ad disturbs me when it's plastered on a billboard out in the open. In a men's magazine or late night tv, I might not have a problem, but out in the open where kids can see it raises my eyebrows as it did others in the neighborhood.

Sure, they say it might have improved their statistics and helped the disease to not spread, but what did it do to the not-so-old impressionable minds? Did they even think of caring about anyone else?

Male private part cartoon character article is here.

New Way to Money - Steal a Bus!

This kid stole a bus and collected fares. Now, that's not very bright because it's not like you're going to get away with it for very long. Are criminals getting more creative with their crimes or dumber as they get younger?

Kid steals bus here.

Twins at 44?

Oh man, Marcia Cross, the woman who plays the snooty clean freak on Desperate Housewives is going to have twins. She's 44. I haven't been able to watch the show in awhile, but if she's still married to that psycho then it would fit in line.

I wish I could have twins and still keep a gorgeous body. I'd love to have twin girls, but being single that's a little impossible at the moment ;-) The only problem is, they'd be out of the house when I'm 58. OMG NO WAY! I'd like to have a retirement.

Marcia Cross - twins at 44.

Priest Tackles Intruder

Priests are getting ballsy these days. Go get'em, guys! (Have you figured out yet that I hate skanks?)

Priest attacks boy here

Farewell President Ford

This has been a rough week for those with big names! Former president Gerald R. Ford passed away yesterday. He was a great man and should have won that second term instead of Jimmy Carter. People were just mad at Nixon--it just shows that people should stop voting with anger and use more common sense. Ford should have won.

Farewell, Mr. President. Sleep well.

Parasite Makes You Sexy if You're Female

Now this is kind of gross. An Australian scientist has found that the common parasite Toxoplasma gondii that invades approximately 40% of the world's population can make a man dumb and a woman sexy.

Can we say Ewww?

Get grossed out here.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

Here's a great list of Christmas carols for the Psychologically Challenged! Sing along here.

Lindsay Lohan's New Christmas - Misleading Article

Don't you love magazines that mislead you with articles that make you think you're getting something different? One would have thought that Lindsay Lohan was drinking again by the title of this article, but she was a good girl and spent the evening with friends and family by not drinking. Good for you, Lindsay - go for it! It makes me want to watch your movies again.

The Star's Misleading Article Title About Lindsay Lohan.

Britney! Don't Tell Your Kids About the Party

Oh, this is gross. Britney Spears decided to spew her dinner all over the place. Was she sick or was she just drunk? Britney Spears - you decide if she was drunk or sick by reading here.

Don't Let SPAM Ruin Your Holiday

Spammers are stealing from companies. Yes, they're sending you links to illegal software downloads, porn, and illegal stock trading scams. Stop these jerks in their tracks by using the SPAM tool I use.

SPAMArrest stops spaammers by forcing a person to click on a link or enter a code. Once a friend is self-authorized or white-listed by you then you can read their emails without interference and you no longer need to worry about stupid SPAMMERS.

90% of my mail was SPAM. Now I go through my SPAM bin once per day and block all the crap. The rest comes through nicely.

Get SPAMArrest here.


The Growing SPAM problem.

Night At The Museum

Last night I took the kids out and we went to see Night At The Museum. I totally recommend it. Even my youngest sat through the whole movie and watched--now THAT was an accomplishment!

Ben Stiller was as funny as ever and it was a total surprise to see Dick Van Dyke in the movie. The special effects were perfect and the story line was amusing and fun.

One thing I didn't get though, isn't the mummy just a mummy? He wasn't in wax so how did he get so cute? It must have been the magic.

This is one to get on DVD to watch with the kids on a holiday as well as see at a theater. I suggest a good sound system and a large screen because you won't want to miss the extras.

Blame the Drug, Not the Person

The heroin didn't walkup and kill the person. The person overdosed on the drug. So instead of saying "Heroin blamed..." you should tell people the person overdosed.

I'm tired of people giving blame to other things other than themselves. Yeah, heroin did kill, but it wasn't without the help of the person doing the drug and the dealer.

Herion overdose here.

That's One Big Quake

The size of these quakes makes you wonder what's going on down under the plates. My theory, and I'm no scientist, is that we've taken so much underground that it's causing gaseous eruptions and moving things around down there. Okay, so I don't know what the hell I'm talking about but I've always wanted to write something like that. I'm sure someone else has had that theory before I did.

Can I say one more time - USE CORN - IT'S BETTER FOR CARS THAN YOUR BODY OR THE COWS. Seriously, corn is icky, evil sugary stuff that packs pounds on my rear faster than any McDonald's Big Mac can.

Anyway, read about the quakes here. Our hearts go out to the people in the affected areas in hopes there are no waves caused by the quake. Oh yeah, and I've had a migraine for two days now. Like clockwork. Don't ask. You'll think I'm odd.

How Much is Too Much Makeup?

Okay, I don't have girls so it's real hard for me to comment. I remember putting on ghastly blue eye shadow to imitate my sister. It was the 70s though, and that sky blue was the style then. My mother didn't know, she would have never allowed it.

It seems that Kate Beckinsale doesn't mind though.

Did your mother let you wear make like this? Click here.

My Point Exactly - Where Were the Kids?

It's Christmas Day and where's mommy? Why, she's off helping the other children of the world and not with us. Okay, I admit, I have no clue if the kids were with her or not, but why adopt the kids if you're not even going to go spend Christmas Day with them?

Did Angelina Jolie spend Christmas with her new kids?

Gross Pig Busted for Looking Up 14 YO Skirt

Ewww. What a sick freak. Thank God he was busted! He tried to take pictures up her skirt while pretending to look at shoes. Skank. I hope the perv goes to jail and finds out what it's like to be used.

Skanky man gets busted for looking up girl's skirt is here.

Secret Santa Pie Fairy Strikes Again

This is a very cute story. This man gets a pecan pie on his door step every year. By the sound of it, it's been happening for 25 years and he still has no clue who does it. Now that's either one very long crush by a very shy person or maybe Santa is coming early to his doorstep.

Pecan Pie Fairy - read about it here.

Naughty Santa Gets $350 Per Hour

It pays to be naughty! This guy gets paid to dress up as Santa and tell naughty jokes. Bad boy. I wonder if he's getting anything under the tree? Of course, who needs anything at $350.00 per hour!

Bad Santa Here.

Money Can't Buy Love, But Can Buy Abstinence

Oh brother. These men are getting paid to not have sex with prostitutes. What's going down with this one?

Abstinence - click here for more info.

Is it the abominable snowman?

No! It's a huge snowman in Alaska. They expect the snowman to grow to 25 feet.

Get the Snow here.

Saddam Hanged in 30 Days

For all the Iraqi people he put in paper shredders, for all the children he let die in prison, for all the people he committed genocide on - it couldn't come soon enough. Don't let the rope hit you on the way out.

Saddam gets sentenced here.

Shame On You! Robbing a Church!

Two scumbags robbed a church of around $20,000 on Christmas Day. What kind of people would do this kind of thing? Usually money in church is there to help other people with charity or food. All you're doing is robbing the poor. These were donations for needy children. Geez! There's some needy burly guy in jail just waiting for you. Turn yourself in and maybe he'll be nice.

Church Robbing Jerks article here.

I Think You Need a New Hair Dresser, Beyonce?

Is your hair so important to you that you have to run around with a warped face? For a moment I thought I was looking at a picture from the Klingon Empire. Are we so desperate for beauty that we have to take such risks?

Beyonce does the Klingon here.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Creative Teens Are Back in School

Yeah, so it's probably sick, but you know what? They'll probably be making a future movie that your children or grandchildren go see.

These students were expelled for non-school related activities. They created a movie where the master teddy bear tells the other toys to kill a teacher but the students stop the animals (so it says, I've never seen it).

You know, it might be a sick message but I'm a fan of horror movies and it might be a pretty good one. I give them an A+ for their creativity as long as they didn't steal the idea from Chucky doll.

Teenagers create toy massacre story. Read about it here.

Goodbye, James Brown

Thank you for all the great music you brought to us all.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

I'm not afraid to say it! MERRY CHRISTMAS

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Should This Woman Be Crowned Again?

I don't think so.

Just say no to Miss Nevada.

Think Microsoft Vista is Secure?

Think again! Several very disturbing holes were found in the software recently. Microsoft brags about its new security but yet once it proves that Microsoft Security is an oxymoron.

:-)

Read about the insecurity of Microsoft Vista here.

Now go buy a Mac.

People From S****Hole Steal Chocolate

No, this comment isn't about how the people revolted against the man who called their town a S***hole. See, he called the town a s***-hole because when he first moved in there someone broke in and stole a grand worth of stuff and it sounds like someone broke through a window.

Yes, it's bad to speak ill of the town you live in, especially when your employer put you there for your job--you'll be out of a job and a place to live. It's also bad of s***-hole people to go stealing things. So, both were wrong.

Perhaps the people shouldn't have stolen anything from this man. Perhaps the good town folk who thought the crime was wrong should have extended an open hand to make him feel more welcome after such an issue.


Read about the chocolate stealing s***-holes here.

Adventures in Christmas Cookies

Every year I try to make a tin or plate of cookies for friends around the neighborhood. It's quite amusing because I'm like the worst cookie designer in the world yet it's so much fun to experiment.

This year we made the usual candy cane twists, green wreaths with red bows, and the standard cut out cookies. We also made peanut butter kiss cookies and chocolate chip cookies (my own special recipe which is totally divine). I added some surprises like orange zest to the red, peppermint to the green, etc. We made stained-glass cookies with candy and even decorated some of the ornament and tree cookies with melted hard candy. Next the kids can paint and frost the cookies while I rest my back.

I can't tell you that I'm not exhausted and yet I still am not finished. You see, my beloved six-year old decided to eat all the kisses off of the peanut butter kiss cookies I made and put away. The kids (and the ex) also love my personal chocolate chip cookie recipe so those disappeared just as fast. I am now having to make those all over again.

My son made an ice cream cone cookie of his own. I will not put the image up of the cookie because it resembles something quite...um...well.... To him, it's an ice cream cone in all the innocence in the world. His brothers gasped and snickered when they saw the cookie. Brats.

I did take a picture so when he is old enough to realize what it actually looked like I can give him the picture and say "here's the ice cream cone you made when you were six."

So, off I go to make more cookies while all the males are out Christmas shopping. (ha ha ha - the day before Christmas. I'm already DONE!)

Hillary - Do Not Feminize the Role of the President

Look, don't feminize the role of president, please. I wouldn't mind a woman president as long as she doesn't make it a wishy-washy pacifist job. "Oh, Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, let me rub your back so you'll stop that naughty nuclear program of yours."

Hillary, if you're going run for president, then get some balls like you had before. God forbid if you do actually win, but if you do then don't pretend to be a sweet person because you're not and the job doesn't require it.

How about this--just don't run. Save us from the embarrassment.

She Doesn't Feel Bad for the Act, Just the Pictures

Former Miss Nevada begs for her crown back by telling women to "Please don't let your guard down when being photographed."

Um...shouldn't that say "Please don't get wasted and lick body parts of other people while in public places?"

It's unclear whether she's sorry for acting perverted in front of multiple people or sorry that someone got a picture of it.

Read about the former beauty queen's attempt to say she's sorry for naughty pictures.


Click here for the naughty pictures.

Don't Like Christmas? Set Yourself On Fire!

Some nutcase in California didn't like the idea of making Spring and Winter break Easter and Christmas so he poured a can of flammable liquid over his head and set himself on fire.

What an idiot.

Read about the anti-Christmas break nut here.

Hip Hop DJ Shot 13 Times

There class and then there's crash. Carl Blaze died from gunshot wounds. He was shot thirteen times for some unknown reason--possibly for the theft of the $20,000 diamond he was wearing.

Now, I'm not into hip hop at all, but it's really sad to hear of a death so close to Christmas. Don't these creeps who go around shooting others have any heart at all?

There has been no other type of music that brings such death and shame to people. The hippies had pot and although I don't believe in smoking it, they didn't go around shooting people in gangs. The punkers had great music and unfortunately a lot of really bad drugs, but their crimes were mostly stealing and getting high.

Why is it that the rappers have to go around shooting people? It's just rude.

Everyone Else Gets the Weather

Not that I'm complaining at the moment because I want to do more Christmas shopping, but no matter where I live here, all the other places around get the blizzards and the snow dumps.

The only white we're going to have on the ground here in the freezing tundra of West Central Wisconsin is the frost while others might even be without power just east of where we are. Their storm brought us about 2 inches of slush that drained away by the next day. The kids were praying for a snow day and although many of the other schools were out, their schools stayed in because they never have snow days.

I wouldn't plan on traveling.

What I can't believe is the school policy of not letting kids inside the school unless it's below zero. That's just stupid. No wonder why kids are sick all the time here. It's just as bad as the Subway here making you come to work when your sick. Oh, the midwest and Wisconsin work policies--that's another post. I'm going a little off topic.

Read about the Wisconsin power outages here.

Hopefully Just Blowing Off Steam

I'm hoping these earthquakes are just blowing off steam and relieving the fault line instead of tremors to a bigger one. This is coming from my town so I get a little anxious. This is the third small one in four days.

Some experts are expecting a 6 or 7 magnitude earthquake on the Hayward fault soon. This would not be pretty as the area has a large population.

I've been getting a lot of migraines since right before that Oklahoma one and that explains a lot. I won't go into detail though--it sounds really silly.

Read about the small San Francisco earthquakes here.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Man Speechless as Friend Tells of Serial Shootings

I think I'd be speechless if a friend told me the same thing. I'd tell the police as well. The guy did the right thing and for those who think that a friend should never tell, well, too bad. A friend will tell for both the people's safety and for the safety of the former friend.

Read the story here.

Dead Cat in Lieu of Change?

Some people just have too much time on their hands and are mentally warped. It would take that combination to pull the stupid stunt these people did to the Iowa McDonald's employee. The bozos threw a dead cat through the window when the employee opened the window. There are other ways to entertain yourself, you know.

Losers throw a dead cat through the window at McDonald's. Read about it here.

Midwest Chow Mein

Can someone please tell me why when I go into a Chinese restaurant in the midwest and order a box of chow mein I get this mixture of cooked salad veggies, rice, and crispy noodles? Ick. That's not chow mein! I'm sitting here all exciting for my lunch and when it arrives I feel like a rabbit.

I want to go back to San Francisco where the Chinese food is yummy and not midwesterized. (like the so-called cappuccino in the gas station? THAT IS NOT CAPPUCCINO PEOPLE). I would hardly even call it coffee.

How to Tick Off Your Terrorist for Christmas

Send him a Christmas greeting card! No, I'm not telling you to do this because the ACLU would probably try to shut me down, but it is kind of funny in a way.

It makes you wonder if these cards are really from people who like the terrorists and they just don't know any better. Why on Earth would people send cards to terrorists is beyond me, unless it's to say something bad to them. Then again there are those crazy women who love men behind bars. I have no clue.

For the skin head terrorists we can send them Eid ul-Adha cards except they probably wouldn't have a clue what it was.

Read about the terrorists and the Christmas cards here.

Did They Say This Just to Make a Point?

He's knighted, but Irish and can't be called Sir. I don't remember any of other non-British nationals getting a big "BUT YOU WON'T BE CALLED SIR." They said it in other terms and in other ways that were a little more polite.

I can see knighting Bono for the noble things he's done, but after they knighted Bill Gates it seems they'll just knight anyone.

Read about Bono's knighthood here.

Buying Tickets Instead of Christmas Presents This Year?

According to FOX News, a wave of crime has hit Christmas this year. It looks like these people will be putting up money for tickets instead of presents. They should be thinking of others instead of themselves!

Read about the crimes here.

Ex Cop Plans Drug Hiding Video

Of all the skanky things to do - Barry Cooper, an ex-cop, wants to teach you how to hide your drugs from the police. What a dope, or maybe he's just on dope.

Click here to hide your drugs.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Your Sean John Fur is From a Raccoon Dog?

Why Macy's would carry this pimpish looking fashion anyway is beyond me; however, they did and look what they got - icky jackets made out of dog hair from wild raccoon dogs in Asia.

Now, I have no idea if this is the same animal, but this site claims this is a raccoon dog. What a cute little thing. Sure doesn't look fake to me unless it's stuffed with paper.



Read about the racoon dog fur coats here.

To be honest, I wouldn't be caught dead near anyone wearing these clothes. The chain ridden belts and strange gang bang T's are just not anything I would want my boyfriend wearing but everyone has their own taste I guess.

How Do We Force a Foreign Country to Pay Fines?

This is interesting: A federal court ordered Iran to pay $254 million dollars to the families of the service men that were killed in a US base bombing.

I mean, sure, if they were found guilty then by all means pay, babe. But how do we enforce something like that? I'm sure they'd never do it. Is it a means to start something? Is it something to rub their noses in?

Was Your Cell Phone Really That Valuable?

I found this gem of an article from The Random Good Stuff Blog.

A man dropped his cell phone in the toilet and just had to try to get it out. Was it really that important?

Read about the toilet stuck man here.

Do They Think We're Idiots?

Terrorists told the US to exit and leave the weapons behind for safe passage. Oh yeah, right. Are these the same people that told the Democrats that they helped them defeat the Republicans in the elections?

For the weapons...

Terrorists feel they helped the Democrats.

Was it Mrs. Clause?

A woman who passed out envelopes of $50.00 to bus riders moved out so fast that no one had a clue who she was.

Hey, buy some products so I can pass out $50.00 checks to people who need it! :-)

Read about the good woman here.

Perez Hilton Getting Sued Again

This time by Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's suing for unflattering remarks about his relationship with Lance Bass made by Perez.

Can you sue for that kind of thing? I mean, I can understand the picture issue where Perez is using pictures without permission, but he's entitled to his own opinion and free speech. If it's true, then it's true.


Read about it here.

Matt LeBlanc - Sexual Case Confusing as Hell

If this isn't the most confusing thing in the world. A woman who says she didn't get naughty with Friend's star Matt LeBlanc in one place that wasn't the same place and then she drops the case. Huh? What really happened? And what in the hell does "Fafanapoli!" mean?

Salvation Army Needs a Debit Card Machine

I was thinking this same thing the other day when I walked by the Salvation Army guy. He had the ringer and the bucket yet no one was putting money in. Now why do you think that is? My son wanted to put some money in, but I had no change and I realized that no one is putting money in because no one carries change anymore.

It might be the exact same thing, but every little bit counts. I think from now on I'll just bring extra change for fun.

Salvation Army needs donations.

Do You Really Save if You Get a Forced Raise?

Dems are thinking about raising the minimum wage $2.00 an hour. That's quite a bit of money if you think about it. If you think even harder, do you really get a raise? Do you realize what else happens? The consumers get a raise in prices, too. So when you're thinking you're going to save a little on the side now, you're not because your goods will cost you even more.

Read about the Democrat's idea of raising the minimum wage.

DoS Attacker Says: Pay or Go Offline

What a rude thing to do! Some skank did a Denial of Service attack on CafePress and told them to pay or go offline. Can't people get real jobs?

Read about the CafePress DoS attack here.

Kentuckians Eat Road Kill?

I thought I was imagining this when I first read it. Please do tell if this is true. If you are from Kentucky, is road kill a tradition there?

Kentucky Road Kill Article.

Mick Jagger a TV Star?

This ought to be fun. Mick Jagger is going to star in a comedy series. I won't have any comments until I see it, but I'll hopefully get it here at my house. I'm not a big Rolling Stones fan, but compared to some of the stuff out there now, this should be entertaining.

Read about Mick's new adventure here.

Miss Nevada's No-No Pictures

I'm not going to post it on my blog, but here's a link to the blog that has the pictures that led to Miss Nevada's dethroning, or was that deep throating? Oh, bad one!
Here you go...ONLY ADULTS CAN PEEK.

Poor Kids - Santa Dies While Handing Out Gifts

If it was a movie it might be funny, but this is a very sad tale. While passing out presents to children, this Santa had a heart attack. The kids were shocked--one even asked how Santa would give out presents if he's sick.

Poor things. Poor guy.

Read about Santa here.

Can They Legally Pull the Bullet from this Guy's Head?

This guy has a bullet in his head that stands between his freedom and a conviction. Now, I can understand if the bullet might cause him a certain death if removed, but I didn't read anything like that in the article. What I read is that it's his privacy since it's in his body. Oh brother.

If he really wanted to prove his innocence and he will be safe if the bullet is removed then he should just get it over with.

If someone swallows diamonds and you can see them in an X-Ray but can't get the serial numbers until they're removed would they stop to remove the diamonds? NO. If some punk swallowed heroin in a balloon and was going to die because the balloon will burst, would they remove it? You bet.

This guy is just crying no because I bet he's guilty and his attorney is probably a scumbag.

Shuttle Landing *Somewhere*

Oh come on. Land here. Give us some excitement in this totally boring part of the nation.

Where will the shuttle land? Get some ideas here.

Couple Charged For Keeping Kids in Cages

Oh this is just gross. I can't even imagine what these poor little guys went through. Oh I hope these creeps have fun in their cells with their cell mates!

Michael and Sharen Gravelle were convicted for child endangerment and child abuse. They forced 11 of their adopted children to sleep in chicken wire cages. They also said that during the trial they kept the kids in beds with alarms to protect them.

The creeps get only one to five years in prison and a max fine of ten grand for each felony.

That's it???

Read about the child abusing couple here.

Attorney Doesn't Even Know She Has Sex With Inmate!

Okay, the title isn't what you're thinking. This woman forged some documents and used an attorney's state BAR ID to gain access to a convict. She pretended to be his attorney but once they were alone they started having sex. Once caught, she was escorted out and the investigation began.

The real attorney was on maternity leave.

Read about the horny fake lawyer here.

I AM A LIAR

I love this one! Craig Breuwet lied to the police and was sentenced to walk up and down a busy street for 10 hours wearing a "I AM A LIAR" sign.

He says he learned his lesson and has never been more humiliated.

Learn about the liar here.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

She Doesn't Look Proud

She looks exhausted!

Read about the baby gorilla here.

Microsoft Wants to Patent RSS?

Yeah, right. The big, bad, and ugly want to patent something that was created by someone else. Figures. What are they going to try and steal next?

Read about Microsoft's new attempt to steal someone else's idea here.

I've been tagged - five things you don't know about me

Geez, I didn't even know about this tag! LOL

1. I'm Republican. Yeah, I publish romantic smut that really doesn't fall into what people think are my party lines. So what. I'm actually more Libertarian, but I just follow the family line.

2. I lived on Polk Street in San Francisco. That was an interesting time.

3. I used to have kind of a mohawk. :-)

4. I'm shy.

5. I would love to meet Gabriel Byrne.

I guess I'm supposed to tag 5 people so...

http://www.140blogs.com/vacation-rental/
http://matbot3i.blogspot.com/
http://bestestblogofalltime.blogspot.com/
http://doctoranonymous.blogspot.com
http://thepaulandsuzanneshow.blogspot.com/

Only one of these sites knows who I am! LOL Have fun ;-)

Stupid Government Religion Laws

I don't mind what religious symbol a person wants to put on their door as long as it's not depicting naked people doing strange things or killing goats. I'm trying to say that it should be for all ages.

Why does a government agency approve of a menorah yet not a Nativity scene? They say it's because the Nativity scene would be more religious. What kind of a bogus answer is that?

Read about it here.

Come On Anniston, You Have More Class Than Kevin Federline

From Brad Pitt to Kevin Federline? Just because Brad had the nerve to dump you for Jolie doesn't mean you can go out and grab some gross guy. Go for the gold, not the gold-plated!

Read about it here.

MADD Dumps Miss USA

Oh, bad girl! MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) has dropped support for Miss USA because of the naughty girl's habits. I wouldn't want my daughter following this example either. Then again, I wouldn't want her to wear tops that show a lot of cleavage.

Read about it here.

Can Kindergarteners Sexually Harass Others?

I don't know if you can call it that unless the child has been harassed himself, but kids should know better than to pinch others in the butt. All parents should be having the "don't let people touch you here" and the "don't ever touch people" there speech with their children and this type of thing would be unlikely to happen. The kid probably had it happen to him, he was dared by an older sibling, or saw it on tv so he did it himself. The school should lighten up and the dad should have already had the "no touch" talk with him. Both are wrong.

Read it here.

Bloggers Must Reveal Paid Ads

If you're getting paid for a blog ad then you must reveal your source. It's really only the honest thing to do, but now it's a law.

Read it here.

See, I told you Allofmp3 is ILLEGAL

People didn't believe me. They thought because they paid that the site was legal. I said no, it couldn't be. Did they listen? No.

Read about it here.

Jerks Attack Frosty the Snowman

What's wrong with people? These creeps went on the property of another person and attacked his Frosty the Snowman. Don't people have the right to shoot someone trespassing or is that old news? I guess the owner would get in trouble, but still, get a life and stay off of other people's property. It's not funny and the people don't it just look stupid.

Read about it here.

Two Wombs - Three Babies

A woman with two wombs has given birth to three babies. Well, thank goodness there weren't three in each womb! Ouch!

Read it here.

No Rights for Unborn, but Robots are Okay

This article claims that robots could possibly claim social rights. Now, how is it possible that babies have no rights but robots do? How wacko would that be?

Read it here.
$9,000,000 in pot, yes nine million, was found growing in LaPorte County. Gordon Brownlee, Orma VanSchoyck and Brian VanSchoyek were all sentenced.

Is getting sentenced really worth the risk? Why not try a real and legal job instead of growing something that will be used to hurt kids and get them hooked on drugs?

Read it here.

Never Get a Tattoo for Love

Britney Spears was seen getting her love matching tattoo changed. I guess it's really quits now. I wonder which name she'll ink on next? Or will she even remember with her new partying craze.

Read about it here.

The Latest Hollywood Suicide/Homicide

Sixty-four year old Hallie D'Amore allegedly shot her husband Richard multiple times before turning the gun on herself. I guess even Hollywood make-up artists have problems too.

Read about it here.

Trump Suing Rosie?

Saturday Night Live is going to have a blast with this one. Donald Trump is suing Rosie O'Donnell for the statements she made on The View. She called him a few names and claimed he was bankrupt.

Personally, I think they should both grow up. The View is just a gossip show for ultra liberal women and Trump knows that his money and his relationship situations will never work on a show of women who hate men like him.

Read about it here.

Obscene Videos on Microsoft Zune Media Player

These parents were surprised to find gay orgy porn on the present for their daughter. It seems someone installed the porn on the Zune and repackaged it. Does this mean someone returned it to Wal*Mart and they never checked or does it mean that Bill Gates is getting into a new business?

Read about it here

Man Almost Suffocates in Dough

No, not money! A man at the Franz Bakery was found face down in a vat full of dough. When he was found, the noticed his limbs sticking out of the gooey substance and had to take it apart to get him out. The bakery is not fighting the fine against them.

How could they? Geez, they probably feel like pooh.

Read it here.

Cockroaches in Your Slippers, Maggots in Your Wounds

A woman's wounds she suffered while staying at a nursing home were so bad that her skin peeled off when the hospital tried to remove her clothing. There were maggots in the bacteria infested wounds. One man even said cockroaches crawled out of her slippers when removed, but the community administrator denied they had a cockroach problem and said it wasn't true.

Ewwww.

Read it here.

Naughty Beauty Queens! Raunchy Pictures.

Didn't they learn with the one who posed naked back in the 80s, or did her rise to stardom make their eyes pop out of their heads in the search for fame and glory? It seems beauty queens are getting into trouble these days. Miss Nevada 2007 was caught posing nude and kissing other women in photos.

Shame on you, ladies! You're supposed to be role models.

Read about it here.

Babies Toes Chewed Off By Either Ferret or Dog

This is really gross. Why was the baby alone with the animal? Babies should NEVER be left alone with either animal. This couple awoke to their crying child to find her toes chewed away. They've been charged with child desertion and criminal negligence at $50K each.


Read it here.

Reese Witherspoon Tired of Hollywood?

Well, who could blame her!?! I really do enjoy her movies and I'd be upset if she left the movie scene, but who could blame her. It's just a rumor though. Maybe she's just moving to get the kids into a good school and she'll still work in the movies. Supposedly she's getting a divorce and moving with the kids to North Carolina.

Read about it here.

Use the Pictures and Stop Wasting Our Tax Dollars

These guys thought they were cute by taking pictures at the DMV in Virginia while they were painted red and making faces. The DMV actually took their pictures. Were they trying to be politically correct? These guys wasted time and tax dollars--two things that should never be wasted at such a grumpy, boring place.

Read about it here.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

To Correct Errors in Her What?

This article confuses me. Does it confuse you? What are they trying to correct errors in? Her ways? Her defense? Her psychosis?

Oh, and I'm glad another child molester is going away. I wish they'd go away for LONGER periods of time!

Read it here.

Who Told This Guy We Negotiated With Terrorists?

Um...HELLO???

bla bla bla here

eBay and Irish Firm Team Up

Good. Maybe the Irish can fix my problem that eBay REFUSES to fix! See previous posts for eBay's mistake and terrible responses!

Irish, please fix eBay! Read it here.

This female dog needs to get 10 years each!

This creepy woman got only 10 years for renting her child out to a pervert pedophile for $20.00 a session. The bitch should get 10 years PER session and go away for life with NO chance for parole. Creep.

Read about it here...

This Gives a New Meaning to Trailer Trash

Clinton's Gerber hides security documents under a construction trailer.

Read about it here...

Naughty Drug Dealers!

It makes you wonder if people who enjoy smoking dope will have a different kind of high. I have no clue--I hate the stuff.

Read about it here...

China Won't Let Anyone Adopt!

People who are over foreign, 50, obese, unmarried, or depressed cannot adopt children in China. Let me get this straight - China has a population problem but they won't let anyone adopt children outside of the country if they're the equivalent to most of the people in the world in at least one way.

Read it here.

Baby Jesus Abducted - 32 times?

Someone dropped off 32 baby Jesus dolls from various locations on a yard in Illinois. It was funny the first time and now these copy cat crimes are getting boring.

Read about it here...

Microsoft Does It Again! Another Virus Hole!

Watch out if you're a Word user. Hackers found three new holes in MS Word. Hopefully Bill has an update for you guys.

I don't do microsoft...

Read it here...

Madonna's Marriage in Trouble Over New Adoption Plans

I guess Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie is a little upset because she wants to adopt another child. I wouldn't blame him, really, I mean it seems like it's the big Hollywood game these days and no one is going to stop adopting until someone wins.

Come on people, it's great to adopt children but knowing the lives that all of you live, do you really want them to grow up in such a world? What happens when it all comes crashing down around you or they become a child victim of fame and fortune?

Read about it here.

Unbelieving Child Tells Bus Driver Not to Wear Santa Hat

What's wrong with these people? Kenneth Mott, a bus driver in Long Island, NY, was told to not wear his Santa hat because some kid didn't believe in Santa.

Hey kid and company I have news for you - this is a democracy and the majority of us love Santa so take your beliefs to a place where they don't believe in Santa and practice them there. Otherwise, live with it!

Read about the whiny little brat here.

Dumb Teacher Tells Students Santa Doesn't Exist

Kids were upset, parents were upset, and now Internet readers are upset. This teacher went too far in creating an assignment that told children Santa wasn't real. I'm so glad my 6 yo has a GOOD teacher who likes to believe along with all of us. I want to keep that innocence for years to come.

Bah Humbug, BAD teacher!

Read about it here.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Ricci, Don't Let PETA Boss You Around

Ricci, just because you wear fur doesn't make you the worst dressed person. PETA is small, the public is big. If you like fur then wear it, don't be wishy washy and let the bullies pull you apart. Sure, they might destroy your beautiful coat by throwing paint on it, but you can buy another one and it will be their fault more coats are sold.

Don't let them bully you around. Didn't you know that PETA stands for People Eat Tasty Animals?

Read about it here.

Tom Cruise Must Be Working on a Sci-Fi/Horror

He wants to make a movie based on Scientology. Let's see, should it be the one about the woman who turned on Hubbard's lifestyle and was place in the bottom of a ship and nibbled on by cockroaches or the should it be about the way the group treats everyone else with disdain?

Cockroach bites

Cruise Movie.

Woman Complains to the Police About the Bad Crack

What's a drug addict to do? A woman buys illegal drugs and complains to a police officer that the drug dealer sold her cocaine mixed with wax. She pulled it out of her mouth and showed it to him. He arrested her, of course.

She must have been really high.

Read about it here.

Marry a Beatle, Expect Problems

People just go so overboard and crazy. This poor woman, towards Heather Mills McCartney, goes and marries a man she loves. Unfortunately that man was Paul McCartney. These psychotic fans go and call her a money grabber, gold digger, and whatever else she's been called. They finally get a divorce because of all the rabid people who are so jealous that they can't focus on their own lives but rather destroy the lives of others, and now she's getting death threats?

Good grief! Is love even worth it anymore?

Read about it here.

Wow! What Taste in Maternity Clothes?

Okay, it's obvious these princesses have taste when it comes to maternity clothes (see the pictures here, but what happened to these people? Why would anyone go out in public like this?

The tattooed pumpkin baby

Britney Spears

Liza Marquez

yeah, some of those photos are old, but I'm in a hurry to take someone to the dentist.

Got anymore? Post the link in the comments!

Paying for Sacrifice is Wrong, but Paying to Kill is Right?

I really don't have a problem with the Muslim tradition of buying an animal and sacrificing it because the animal is used for food and doesn't go to waste. As long as it's done tactfully and ill meat is not given to people, etc. That's fine. What I do have a problem with are hard core terrorists who think that it's bad to pay for an animal to sacrifice because it's against the religion yet it's okay to raise money to kill people.

Isn't that just as bad??????

Read about it here.

Live365's Cancellation Policy

It stinks. I signed up for a Live365 trial a week ago. I decided to cancel because I need Christmas money instead. Well, I did what they said and sent an email to the cancellation team. Of course, by their rules the cancellation must happen within a few days before the trial ends. Why do they even give you a trial period?

Here's what you have to do:
1. sign up for the trial
2. tell them in the amount of time to cancel the trial
3. do it at least 4 days before the trial ends (then why in the hell is it a trial???)
4. they'll send you a form to fill out.
5. they will not refund your money until the next time the trial is over.
6. if you signed up for a year, you don't get any money or cancellation because you signed up for a year.

So, I'm out money for Christmas and now I have an account I can't use and they won't give me my money back because I canceled over the weekend and their support guy didn't give me the damn link until after I was already charged. HELLO.

Do I smell STINK???

Why Did It Happen to Him?

Sometimes these articles can be so heartbreaking, but I don't know what else to say. A boy and his friends throw eggs at a Jeep. The Jeep had a psychotic creep in it and the creep killed the kid. What happened to your child is a tragedy and terrible, but in this age, with so many freaks running around, kids should be a little bit more careful of what they do.

Sure, I hope they get the person who did and nail him to the wall, but people, please teach your kids to not do these kinds of things and it won't happen. The jerks who go around shooting people will find another way to get into trouble, why spare your children for them?

Kids - if you're reading this at all, why put yourself in such danger. This isn't the 1950s. Go find something else to do!

Read about it here.

In Lybia You're Put to Death for Accidents

This is sickening. It's not like a man running around knowing he has AIDs and having sex with people. It's a terrible thing that happened to these children and I feel for the families, but it wasn't the fault of the nurses. Why don't they go after the hospital administration and figure out what really happened before more people die and the same thing happens again?

A firing squad? No wonder why they think these people are guilty--they still live in the dark ages.

Read about it here.

Unarmed, Running Man Shot By Police

Yes, it's wrong to shoot a man when he's unarmed. It's also wrong for someone to run away from the police when they tell you to STOP! It's sad what happened to this guy, but instead of stopping, slowly turning around, and dealing with it, he decided to run which makes him a suspect. They have rules to follow and so does he. What are they going to do, let the suspect run and go do somewhere else what they thought he might be doing there?

When a cop asks you to stop then you stop. You don't keep running. The article says he was mentally retarded so this would need to be taken into consideration, but they don't know this when it happens unless there is an obvious clue.

So, what's going to happen here is that cops who were doing their job are going to get into trouble because they accidentally shot a man who was running away from them and looked like he was reaching for something. Of course no one is going to take that into account because when a police officer shoots a man who is running away, black, and mentally retarded they are immediately guilty in the eyes of the public.

It's a thankless job. I'm sure they feel like crap already. Put yourself in the police officer's shoes for once and deal with the stress and crap they do and then consider your job. Which one do you want?

Read about it here.

Are They Just Grabbing at Internet Blogs for Suspects?

This just makes me think the police around the Ipswitch area are just grabbing for men with strange blogs and myspace pages. People tend to get real "creative" with their blogs and profiles since others cannot see them in the act. I wonder how many of these men they're going to arrest because of their profile? It's becoming a witch hunt of the blogs.

It's terrible what this creep is doing to these women. Unfortunately, the women are doing a job that is illegal and very dangerous. Perhaps instead of using the prostitutes as bait, the police should use one of their own for bait. Maybe they are, who knows. I don't.

Just because someone has a strange blog doesn't make them a criminal.

Read about it here.

Do They Care if it's Christmas?

This judge sentences people to jail during Christmas or their favorite holiday or birthday if they're not Christian. For many people, this type of punishment might work, but for those who could care less, does it even matter? I just wouldn't want to go to jail. Others might not want to do something else like stand in front of a store with an "I'm not handicapped sign" or wear a puppy suit. Does it really matter what day it's on?

Read about it here.

What Do They Wear Under Those Kilts?

I'm Scottish, at least a little bit, yet I have no idea of what goes on in the Scottish army. I always thought the kilts were ceremonial pieces and not worn during duty. I didn't know they were worn up to WWI.

Anyway, the Scottish army changed their look after the merging of the royal regiment into a the single Royal Regiment of Scotland in August 2006. Now there isn't enough fabric to go around to make the new quilts.

You know, someone needs to be creative and make the parade look like several groups merging into one so that it looks purposefully done. Have the soldiers in groups and then move into a single file. It could be done tactfully and manly enough to make it look royal (and quite delicious!)

Is it really true they don't wear anything under those kilts? Can a nice, strong burly Scottish man email me and let me know?

Read about it here.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Suspected Strangler Kind of Creepy Looking

Where does Matt Drudge get these pictures? Dang! I'm looking everywhere for it so I can give you a direct link. I took one look at the image of the supposed Ipswitch prostitute killer and I was so creeped out that I had to change the page. His eyes actually look like he painted his eyelids like eyes and closed them for an affect, but I don't think that's what is going on. It's just creepy.

click here for image. You can also see it at Drudge's page.

Weddings in Drag

Now this would have been an interesting place to be. Actor Matt Lucas and TV producer boyfriend, Kevin McGeeInstead, were married over the weekend. Instead of your classic black tuxedo or a white wedding dress, or in this case two classic black tuxedos, the happy couple wore flamboyant costumes.

I'm going to be honest here, the images on the site have no captions and since I don't watch his tv show I have absolutely no clue which one is which in either picture. I hope the pirate in the bottom picture isn't supposed to be one of the happy men because he looks really pissed off.

Read about it here.

Rollbacks on Prices, and Slashes on Customers

One Wal*Mart employee must have thought slash meant something other than slashing prices. Employee Darius Stacy supposedly slashed a customer's throat with a cutting knife after she asked him about the phone and they started arguing.

Read about the Wal*Mar Slasher here.

Why Would Anyone Blow Up a Dolphin

Some scientists believe the Chinese white-fin dolphin is extinct. You know, I think these animals are smarter than that and have moved on and told the greedy people who blew up their environment and the others who hunted them to go blow it out their nose.

Read about it here.

Like Flipping Off a Judge is Going to Help you

Michael Thorpe, arrested and convicted for murdering a woman in Georgia, flips the judge off after the sentencing and yells "Fuck democracy."

Oh yeah, like that's going to help your case. I don't see any parole coming up for you anytime soon, either. Does he think that will help his character in any possible appeals or paroles? I think not!

Read about it here.

Now Someone Loses $900.00

What's up with people? Haven't they heard of credit cards? First it's $24,000 and now it's $900.00 lost. I mean, you can get a credit card for the $900.00 and have the money guaranteed to not disappear unless you spend it. Fortunately someone returned it. Unfortunately, it wasn't all there. I hope whoever spent the $300 or so really needed it.

Read about it here.

No!!! Al Franken is Going to Run for Office

Now THAT is a scary thought. He should get his so-called documentary movie buddy Michael Moore to run in his state. Frightening. At least meetings would be amusing to watch on CSPAN. He can write up all the commentary. Hate his politics, love his shows.

What bugs the pooh out of me is that he's lived most of his adulthood in New York yet he runs in Minnesota. I hate that. Go run in the state that you've supported all your life. Hopefully the midwest isn't ready for him.

Read about it here.

Turn 100 - Get a Degree

A man one credit shy of getting a degree finally got one at age 100. It was a chemistry credit he was missing, did he get to substitute for biology and answer the question on how to live to be 100?

Read about it here.

Why Does Someone Carry $24,000 in Her Purse?

Um...this is crazy and something that should never be done. That's a lot of money to carry around in your purse. Could you imagine losing it? Well, this woman did and a teenage male returned it to her and has refused a cash reward.

I can only hope my children would be so honorable! They better be!

Read about it here.

First Shipping Jobs to India and Now Nuclear Reactors

Okay, I don't have a problem with helping India with nuclear reactors as long as we have control. I mean, it's not like some psycho in another nearby country trying to secretly make his own so-called reactors and then threatens the world.

I really like people from India, I do. I don't like people taking our jobs though.

I hope this means they will become a country that can support its own workers and stop taking the tech jobs away from the US people. It's been tough for a lot of IT people here who paid a heck of a lot of money for their degree only to get the jobs snatched away by people in another country.

Shame on you computer companies and other USA corporate entities!

Why Do People Climb Mountains in the Dead of Winter?

This is terribly sad. They found one of the climbers on Mt. Hood and he's not alive and kicking.

I just wonder what overcomes people when all sense of logic is thrown out the door and they decide to do something so extremely dangerous that the odds of really making it are very slim. I mean, I suffer when it's 30 F outside and I'm in the house. I can't imagine being on a mountain in the middle of winter where there are no ski resorts or hot chocolate to warm you.

May God rest his soul and spare the other two climbers who are hopefully safe and warm somewhere.

Read it here.

New Meaning to the Drag Strip

I'm not talking about racing cars, except the ones that are getting tickets. Officer Terry Golden, a 250 pound man, dresses up as a woman to catch speeders. Is that even legal? Wouldn't that be entrapment? I'm not a lawyer, I have no clue.

I wish I had a picture because I'd love to see how a 250 pound man dresses up as an unsuspecting woman in drag.

Read about it here.

These Days You Have to be Rich to be a Hippy

The organic industry has now taken on clothes. You can get a pair of organic Levi's for a mere $68.00, that's $40.00 more than your normal pair. I certainly can't afford it so I guess I'll keep on polluting the world with inorganic cotton.

Read about organic clothes here.

Maybe Ahmadinejad's People Like the West

Maybe Ahmadinejad's people like the west and his blabbing is just unsupported dribble. His supporters and friends are losing at the polls. It makes you wonder if they'll keep the vote or toss it so they win anyway. It will be interesting to see. Once a madman is in power, he likes to stay there.


Read about it here.

Being Racist Just Doesn't Pay if You're White and a Movie Star

What do you expect when you cut down a race or religion of people in a mad dash at sudden psychosis? I used to adore Mel Gibson, but now I look at him and I feel the same gross, sick feeling as I did when I looked at Bill Clinton (and that's pretty gross).

Mel, I liked you better when you were making shoot'em up cop movies. They had style, they had class, and you were both handsome and funny. Now, ever since Braveheart--and you did look very nice in that kilt-you've gone a little off your rocker and I'm so very sad to see it happen.

Read about it here.

They Really Wanted Alexander Litvinenko to Glow

There's a lot more you can do with $10,000,000 (yes, ten million) dollars than to kill a spy. I'm sure that killing a spy can cost you a whole lot less! What would you do with $10 million? I sure wouldn't kill anyone!

It seems that Alexander Litvinenko's killers used an absurd amount of plutonium to kill the guy. Geesh, either they wanted him very dead or they wanted to kill everyone around him.

Read about it here.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Is the Phone More Important Than Your Child's Safety?

Isn't it an automatic response? You stop the stroller and hit the brake. I really feel sorry for this woman, I really do, but I can't help but think how easily this tragedy with Leonardo Legrand could have been avoided. Are we that excited to answer our phones that we forget to protect our young? Oh wait, why don't we let all those women with babies in the car while they're yakking on the phone answer that question.

Kerry Lucas forgot to hit the brake when the phone rang and left the stroller on an hill. At least that is what the article states. At first she thought the baby might have been abducted. If she knew the area was so infested with abductors, then why did she even take her eyes off of the baby for just a second?

Read about it here.

How Politically Correct and Boring - Time

Time Magazine name everyone person of the year. I...think...I'm...going...to...heave! They couldn't find anyone else to name person of the year. Their runner ups included-- now isn't this insulting to all of us?--Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Chinese leader Hu Jintao and North Korea's Kim Jong-il. UGH. I don't want to be named in the same paragraph as some of these people!

I think it's completely tacky of Time to do this. What a copout!

Read about it here.

Perez Hilton Sued for 7.6 Million

Perez Hilton is getting sued for 7.6 million dollars for copyright infringement. You can't use other people's photos for your own gain. Perez, get off your butt and go take pictures on your own. Stop using other copyrighted material. It's illegal.

This poses a problem for other bloggers. A lot of bloggers are unfamiliar with copyright laws and this might start a whole can of worms for people. Please, bloggers, be careful what you use.

Snark it here!

Only Eight More Days Until Christmas

Have you done your shopping yet? I did a little last night. Since I'm pretty broke this year our Christmas is going to be very thin. It's pretty sad. I have a 6-year old who will get most of the stuff because he still believes that Santa will come to the house. The other two will get a big present from Santa each and a small one from me. Unfortunately I can only spend $100 on each which includes stocking stuffers from mom. Sigh.

When I made a lot of money we over did it. There were presents flying everywhere. This year it puts things into perspective!

Help me buy bigger presents next year by making the blog popular and swapping links with me :-)

Did She Have Hepatitis C or Rabies?

A female drug addict from Cape Girardeau assaulted a police officer by biting him while he was trying to pull drugs from her mouth. Unfortunately for him, she has Hepatitis C He should have just let her swallow them.

Read about it here.

43-Pound Woman Found in Mother's Home

This tops the level of bitch. A 43-pound mentally disabled woman was found by police in her mother's home located in Flint, Michigan. She was found wearing diapers and and a T-Shirt while lying in a bed soiled with urine and feces. The so-called mother is being held for abuse charges.

Boy, I hope so. I hope they nail that nag to the wall.

Read about it here.

Iran Blaming the West for their Faulty Support

Well, it looks like the leader of Iran is blabbing again. He believes that we caused the lack of support and the boycott for the Holocaust conference.

Hmmm...Maybe his stupidity in believing it never happened and his hatred for Jewish people caused it. Did he ever think of that?

Read about the moron here.

If a Man is Swinging an Axe, Do You Shoot?

A man swinging an axe at the police was shot and killed Saturday night. Now, I'm sure this will bring up some argument for the man because he was mentally ill. Well, I'm sorry, but if someone is swinging an axe at me, I'm going to defend myself! He was holding his son hostage, too.

I thought axe attacks went out with the Lizzy Borden rhyme.

Click here to read more about it.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Judges Are Getting Too Creative

From puppy suits on the street to billboard signs, judges are getting creative on fines. This guy parked in a handicap spot and instead of charging him money the judge told him he had to stand outside of the store with a handmade sign that said "I am not handicapped, I just park there. Sorry."

It seems to have worked because the guy says he doesn't want to go through that again.

I wonder what the people did. I love bugging people who park in handicapped spots when they don't have a sign. I remember one year when my sister had a new car without plates and we watched a woman unload her laundry. I told her "Hey, that's a handicapped spot." She says, "Oh, I'm just unloading the laundry." So I pretend like I'm writing down her license plate and she turns around and starts writing down our plates. The joke was, we didn't have any yet! I had my sis back up and I said "Hey! Wanna get the other side?"

Read about it here.

Hey Matt Damon - Why Don't You Go to Iraq!

Oh, you won't? Why not? Is it for the same reason why the Bush twins don't want to go? Maybe it's because we have a voluntary military and the awesome men and women who sign up for the armed forces do it of their own free will knowing they might eventually go to war?

Why do Hollywood people think what they say is soooo important?

I think I'll stop watching your movies now because I only like movies from intelligent people. Oh, I'm sorry, that wipes out more than 3/4 of Hollywood. Well, just like your statement above, you're good for entertainment. You're lucky you have that, I guess.

Read his idiotic statement here.

Hey, A Toy for Your Local Terrorist!

I couldn't believe it when I watched it. In the 60s they sold a cannon to kids where the cannon balls are loaded and fired to fly around 35 feet. Good lord, this is something a terrorist would buy his child! See the commercial here!

Another Microsoft DUH Moment

Their so-called long awaited Vista is not compatible with their enterprise SQL Server. There is supposedly a fix in beta. Shudder. Just do yourself a favor and get a Macintosh with mySQL. Read about it here.

Your New School Mascot - The Sausage Link

A school is trying to get out of changing its name to "Breakfast Point Academy" after accepting the land it sits on for a donation. The person who donated the land requested the school be named after a nearby landmark. Now the staff wants to change the name because they can't decide on a mascot. Um, hello! Are you going to give back the land.

Read about it here.

Delusional Theif Wins My Vote for Idiot Award

A delusional crook told his would-be victim that her husband was tied up as he tried to steal her goods. She lied and said the husband was outside. When the thief tried to chase down the hubby, she locked the door and called the police. She knew her hubby was in bed the whole time.

I think the thief just won the Idiot Award of the year.

Read about it here.

ePassports are Stupid

Why are we putting technology into paper when we can just read fingerprints and eyeprints? I'm not for big brother, I think it's a dangerous concept, but I also think that since people are individuals and we have so much risk like creepy terrorists that we need to do something about it. I don't like the idea of implanting computer chips and I'm really against the idea of the one-big-database theory. Since we require people to actually get a passport then why can't we just do a fingerprint test? Read about ePassports here.

Bye Bye Miss American Pie

I have yet to figure out what this woman was arrested for. All the headlines boast about her threatening to molest a guy's dog, but then she trashed his house as well. No one says "she was arrested for trashing his house" or "illegal entering". So she threatened to molest a guy's dog. Did she do it? I sure hope not! Is it against the law to threaten your neighbors animal? I mean, I'd love to take the dog next door to the pound because it's ALWAYS howling at night, but does that mean I'd be arrested for saying so?

Read about it here.

Bye Bye Miss American Pie

I have yet to figure out what this woman was arrested for. All the headlines boast about her threatening to molest a guy's dog, but then she trashed his house as well. No one says "she was arrested for trashing his house" or "illegal entering". So she threatened to molest a guy's dog. Did she do it? I sure hope not! Is it against the law to threaten your neighbors animal? I mean, I'd love to take the dog next door to the pound because it's ALWAYS howling at night, but does that mean I'd be arrested for saying so?

Read about it here.

I Hate You, Can I Have My Job Back?

Let me get this straight: These men were removed from their posts and many of their colleagues and friends killed. They believed in what they were fighting for and looked up to their horrible leader. We, and the Iraqi prime minister, took all that away from them. Now, the Iraqi prime minister wants to give them their jobs back. Huh? How many of these guys will take their jobs back in order to cause internal pain?

Read it here.

I Wonder if His Victim Felt Pain?

Did he wonder if his victim felt pain? I doubt it. The execution of Angel Nieves Diaz took twice as long as normal and now they've put the process on hold in Florida until they get to the bottom of it. It makes you wonder how long his victim was in pain for. Maybe the 34 minutes of his death sentence was as long as her death when she was killed. Read about it here.

Want to Start Your Own War on Terror?

Here's a game that will let you kick some terrorist butt. If modifying their pitiful images on your computer isn't enough for you, then buy this game for some all out fun. Take out your anger on the latest terrorist scum and enjoy secret messages and dropping nukes on your enemies.

Think it's controversial enough? Ask Forbes!

Get it here.

Art is in the Eye of the Butt Holder

It always amazes me how people come up with their ideas for art. The ideas of this teacher I find pretty creative, but the school where he works do not find his cracks very funny.

Stephen Murmer is an art teacher at Monacan High School. His position in art explains his creativity of his own designs: He's a butt painter.

What is a butt painter? It's a person who slaps paint on his or her butt, and other private areas of the body, and presses it to paper to create designs. Yes, the genitals get covered in goo and pressed for the world to see.

The school suspended him and put him under investigation? Investigation for what? These are his own cojones he is plastering on the board and not those of the students. It's not like he's telling the students to place pictures of their own butts all over the world.

I give him an A for creativity and an F for not thinking what the school will do to him if they found out. Maybe I'll start my own butt picture shop. Unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to do anything else because my butt print would take the whole page.

Read about it here.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Want Some Candy?

Guess how much is in this jar?

Who in the Hell is Perez Hilton?

Okay, In a news article I see this guy in yellow and pink who is supposedly attacking and writing horrible things about people who are gay and then I go to his website and realize that he's just another mean skank trying to be rude to people who are more successful than he is.

I mean, where did he cough up the name Perez Hilton? Hmmm...a little too much like our friend Paris Hilton? Is he supposed to be her alter ego or is he just stealing a little too close to her name to get fame?

I read some of the things he said to others and although I believe the paparazzi can go way overboard, I think this creep is completely out of line with what he says. Yes, I called him a creep because his language and behavior is just nasty.

He's starting to make my notes about Paris and Britney look like angels!

Read about it here. Did you have any clue who he was? What a jerk!

They Don't Plan On Marrying...

Yet they still want more kids. Pitt and Jolie are adopting again. So when this Hollywood romance is over, what will happen to these dear, adopted children? I mean, would you want to bring a child into Hollywood today? I sure wouldn't.

Read it here.

3 Million Dollar Domain Name

Yes, you read that right. The now previous owner of vodka.com got a whopping three million buckaroonies for that domain. I'm soooo jealous.

Read about it here.

Man Gets Time Knocked Off If He Dresses Like a Dog

Sounds like something they'd do to you in prison, but this time it's Judge Michael Cicconetti pulling the shots. He has instructed a man who shot his dog in the head to dress up like Safety Pup and if he does, he'll knock time off his sentence.

I don't know the original story, but isn't that kind of a cop out? Now everyone will know it's him and all the animal rights activists will attack him on the street. Or maybe that's the point?

Read about it here.

Play Along

I just got this from a friend's blog. You're supposed to bold the things you've done.

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive - no, but I've been in on.
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert”
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper -
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey1
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

I Am SO Californian!












Californian

You scored 87 RUCalifornian!

Sweeeet! You are sooo Californian. Looks like you probably live in Cali or were born here. You know about all the popular places to eat at. You know all the names of the cool California landmarks. You definitly know how to get around in California. You know all the California lingo there is to know. You totally have the whole California lifestyle down.
















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See - I'm SO Not Canadian

You are 26% Canuck!

You suck pretty bad, maybe not as bad as someone who scored lower, but I still wouldn't want to know you. So 100 words they want and 100 words I'll give them. You really suck, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Illegal Aliens Build Their Own Fence!

A fence building company that helped build the fence at the border of Mexico and San Diego got caught using illegal immigrants for the work. Now they have to pay money and possibly a jail sentence.

Read about the illegal fence here.

Is he running for president again?

I think when Gore does his speeches he should take questions and people should ask him really hard questions about his opinion to see if his opinion is there in his mind or if it's on a script. Does he ever answer questions? Throw him some really tough science questions.

Read about it here.