Well, normally I report on only one story per day now, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better: The panda who is too fat for sex or the butt naked bandit. Hmmm...The art dealer who sued a homeless man for $3,000,000 (yes, THREE MILLION) is interesting, too.
Can you sue a homeless man for three million dollars? This art dealer seems to think so. Seriously, what is the point? I bet it's just for attention. He should have not wasted his time and money on a homeless man, but instead should have sued the city or county who allowed the man to roam or live near his place. But, who am I to understand his problem? I'm only a lowly publisher. I think he just wanted publicity.
This drunk guy, Christopher Willever, decided to rob Tobacco Hut. He was so drunk that he didn't even notice his pants falling down. I wonder who will be the first bidder on the porn video of the naked robber? Nothing sexual was done, but it'd make a killing on ass movies.
He only has to pay the store $1,000. Maybe they should sue him for sexual harassment.
This panda bear, Chuang Chuang, is too fat for sex. His mate is simply not interested in sex with him any longer.
Obviously they're having problems mating and have always had problems. Now how do they know that she isn't interested because of his weight? Maybe he's just no good in bed.