I should just start a new category for stupid burglar tricks. This guy was busted trying to break into a catholic church. He called the police and told them he was supposed to be able to get in. He was trying to break down the door with a shovel.
He also willingly told them he was carrying drugs and about the stash at his home. He even invited them to go see it.
If we think of dope when we think of this guy, are we thinking drugs or stupidity?